Bash The Rash

I was at a friends outdoor pool party in the beginning of August. Not
thinking twice about getting completely silly, I drank alot of vodka as
usual. The day after the party, after recovering from a mean hangover, I
began to itch while watching a movie. I was itching my
face and neck like crazy after a while, not knowing why.
The next morning I woke up with the puffy rash all under my neck and side
of face, and I knew what it was! (The summer before I got a bad case of
poison ivy). I called my friend only to find out that I had thrown up all
over a lilac bush covered in thick poison ivy. Impressive.
The itching was so intense!! I felt like I had fire ants doing a tap
dance under my neck. I was so miserable, and had to use all of my power and
energy to not itch. I had to get a steroid shot in the bum, as well as a
prescription for prednozone. Meanwhile, my job is a waitress, so it is not
very appetizing to have your food served by a girl covered in a rash.
I am now known as vomiting poison ivy face. And the rash cleared on my
face, but I have a patch on the palm of my hand that still has not gone away
(3 weeks later). GO ME!